I’ve always known, deep in my soul, that photocopiers are evil and want to kill us. Seriously. Think about it: how many positive photocopier experiences have you had? And how many gut-wrenching, heart-breaking, madness-inducing, tear-jerking copier experiences have you had? I’ve seen grown men and women go apoplectic when the collation thing doesn’t work.
If, one day, photocopiers turn out to be Trojan Horses sent from some evil realm, I won’t be all that surprised. Our new malevolent over-lords could pop out of the 8 1/2 x 17 tray at any moment. Or, their colonization procedures might be more insidious… just like this: